Martin Lamport
“I’m always up for some fun”
DATE OF BIRTH: 15/02
PERSONALITY: a professional troublemaker.
HEIGHT: 184 cm | 6'
BOOK OF CHOICE: “Jane Eyre” by Charlotte Brontë.
FAVORITE FOOD: Beer
ADDITIONAL FACTS: Martin is ambidextrous, which means he is just as good at racking up public disorder charges like Tesco loyalty points with his left hand as with his right. Nearly got himself a proper prison sentence, too.
Oh, he’s a real gem. Part-time anarchist, full-time drunk, the last person you’d expect to give a damn about college. Fights, booze and random hookups are pretty much all his extracurricular activities. He’ll fight anyone, drink anything and somehow survive it all with nothing but a headache. But even bad boys have a chink in their armour... English lit. Yeah, you heard that right. The guy who can barely say "hi" is secretly obsessed with words—poetry, prose and everything in between... Good luck getting him to admit he spends nights lost in Jane Austen, though. Bad boys don’t read, and they definitely don’t cry over the beauty of books. He’d rather set himself on fire than confess that.
