Martin Lamport

Oh, he’s a real gem. Part-time anarchist, full-time drunk, the last person you’d expect to give a damn about college. Fights, booze and random hookups are pretty much all his extracurricular activities. He’ll fight anyone, drink anything and somehow survive it all with nothing but a headache. But even bad boys have a chink in their armour... English lit. Yeah, you heard that right. The guy who can barely say "hi" is secretly obsessed with words—poetry, prose and everything in between... Good luck getting him to admit he spends nights lost in Jane Austen, though. Bad boys don’t read, and they definitely don’t cry over the beauty of books. He’d rather set himself on fire than confess that.