Christian McDuff

“I swear, officer, it was just a joke.”
DATE OF BIRTH: 09/06
PERSONALITY: your favorite clown
HEIGHT: 195 cm | 6'5"
BOOK OF CHOICE: “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams
FAVORITE FOOD:  Whatever he can steal off your plate
ADDITIONAL FACTS: Once, he gave a tour of Edinburgh to a group of tourists using nothing but completely made-up facts.

195 cm of red-haired chaos with a “what could possibly go wrong?” attitude.

Loud, ridiculous and charming in a weird alien way...he’s the guy everyone laughs with but never, ever takes seriously. Raised by his gran, who loved him deeply but was strict in her own way, Christian learned early that making people laugh was the easiest way to be liked. But sometimes, it takes him too far. Like, once he "harmlessly” staged a fake kidnapping of his history teacher while dressed as a clown (don’t ask). It ended in handcuffs, obviously. The so-called friends who convinced him it was a good idea vanished the second the sirens wailed. Christian hasn’t given names, and trusted anyone since. At least, not until the fateful fight over a cucumber sandwich at the Lark Academy of Art festival, where he met Martin and his badass partner-in-crime Tanya. But that’s a whole other story.